Bart Baker - Fancy Parody

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The whole world was confused when they learned this
She’s not black?
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills
mixed with hot sauce
True.
If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and say «Heh"like this:
Heh!
Parody a movie like
Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips
You a fake, give Nicki her god damn style back!
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff
You be trippin' got that hood swag
You’re from Australia! Stop acting black!
No one knows me! Just some random chick they found on the street to sing this
obnoxious chorus.
My name’s Charli.
No I am not Lorde!
We just look the same.
I am a huge fan of Royals!
I am not Lorde!
I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It’s the most time I’ve spent in school
The truth is I am half retarded, high school I departed.
That’s why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you’re Asian fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide.
And I swear meant that there so much
I’m gonna tweet two more times
If you don’t speak English, eat shit
All the black people get arrested speaking of which
I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick White Chicks
Now tell me who dat, who dat
That is half and half
From the waist up I am white,
From the ass down I’m black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can’t spell because my IQ is negative ten
Just like Iggy
I’m stupid also.
Think there’s a highway from LA to Tokyo?
There’s an ocean
Can you drive on it?
You must be joking! This is why they tell kids to go to college.
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
That is your name, spell that!
No! Spell that, spell that!
Noooooooooooo o-o-o!
Who-who-who dat, who dat?
Albert Einstein!
Who dat? Who dat?
You’re kidding me, right?
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?